Press play tonight and feel the noise settle.
Night after night, your mind learns its own way back to calm.
Your mind won't switch off. Let a story do it for you.
I'm ready to sleep better
Sound familiar?
Struggling to fall asleep, and not sure what else to try?
You've tried the meditation apps, and just paid to feel like you're failing at relaxing.
You've tried the breathing, and somehow ended up more wired than before.
You've tried just putting the phone down, and lay there staring at the ceiling.
You've tried the whole wind-down routine, and it just became one more thing on your list.
You've tried scrolling till your eyes give up, and woke at 3am more awake than when you started.
So now you brace for it. The second the light goes off, your mind starts up: replaying the conversation, planning tomorrow, worrying about things that probably won't happen.
You're tired enough to sleep. You just can't get there.
Here's the idea
What if falling asleep didn't take any effort at all?
Zen Stories for a Quiet Night doesn't ask you to meditate. No focusing, no breathing a certain way, no clearing your mind.
Here's everything you get
One story tonight. The whole collection whenever you need it.
- 🎧 Zen Stories for a Quiet Night: the full audiobook. 12 stories, gently narrated (about 66 minutes). £15
- 📄 The eBook companion: every story to read, revisit, or keep by the bed. £9.99
- 🌙 Bonus: The Quiet Night Ritual, a 10-minute wind-down for before you press play. £9.99 free
- 📖 Bonus: 5 Zen Principles for Everyday Chaos, a short read for the loud days. £9.99 free
- 🎵 Bonus: The Ambient Sound Companion, a curated playlist to listen underneath the stories. £9.99 free
- 🌒 Bonus: The 7-Night Reset, small shifts for deeper, steadier rest, night after night. £9.99 free
- 🍵 Bonus: Bedtime Brews, simple calming infusions to sip before you press play. £9.99 free
You're getting £74.94 of value tonight
Launch price: £4.99
You pay £4.99, and everything above is yours, including £49.95 in bonuses, free. Founding-reader price for the first 100. After that it's £8.99.
How your nights start to change
- The relief of letting the day go, without trying to.
- A body that finally unclenches, with no technique to get wrong.
- A mind that drifts somewhere soft instead of replaying the day.
- Rest that feels like a treat, not another task.
- A bedtime you look forward to: no scroll, no 3am spiral.
Not ready yet? Download a free story and see how it feels. I'll email it over.
Not for you? You keep something either way. See the FAQ below.
Questions you might have
FAQ
What exactly do I get for £4.99?
The full audiobook (12 stories, ~66 minutes) and the eBook companion, plus five bonuses: the Quiet Night Ritual, the 5 Zen Principles guide, the Ambient Sound Companion, the 7-Night Reset, and Bedtime Brews, all free. Altogether that's £74.94 of value, including £49.95 in bonuses, for £4.99. Everything lands in your inbox as an instant download. Nothing extra to buy.
Is this just another meditation app?
No, and that's the point. Nothing to follow, no streak, no breathing to get right. You press play and listen to a story. The quiet comes on its own.
What if meditation has never worked for me?
Then you're exactly who this is for. Meditation asks you to do the work. A story does it for you: your mind follows along and lets go without trying.
Why is it so affordable?
Because these stories aren't mine to overcharge for. They're centuries-old Zen wisdom that belongs to everyone. What you're paying for is the care of choosing them, narrating them slowly, and shaping them into something that actually helps a tired mind rest. I'd rather it reach more people than sit behind a big price.
How do I get it, and can I listen offline?
It's an instant download, yours the moment you check out. Save it to your phone and listen anywhere, online or off: in bed, on the bus, wherever the day gets loud.
What if it's not for me?
Because it's a digital download, I can't take it back once it's yours. But I won't leave you out of pocket. Email me within 7 days and I'll send you our Cozy Cycling Adventures colouring book instead, free. Either way, you leave with something to help quiet a busy mind.
How long is it?
About 66 minutes: 12 short stories with two gentle pauses. Most people listen at bedtime, but it works any time you need the world to get quieter.